We’re all familiar with the ups and downs of emoji usage. They’re great! Who doesn’t love endlessly trying to express themselves over instant messages? We can probably all agree that the emoji keyboard is a wonderful tool.
But sometimes, I wonder…
What do they mean?
You know what I’m talking about. Some of them are pretty straightforward, like the 😁 or the 😂. But what about the 🥴? Or far, far worse, the 🤗?
The world needs the answers to these questions. The times where you’ve gotten a message from a friend or your mom and they use an emoji you just can’t figure out has come to an end. Today I offer you the foolproof, FREE guide to finally decode those tricky emoji’s in your life.
Whoever you are, wherever you are, this guide is a necessity for all true texters.
Are you ready? 😏
The Simple, Foolproof Guide to Emoji Translation
😁: Look at my white teeth!
😶🌫️: I’m introverted
🫣: I’m REALLY introverted
😉: You know what I’m getting at but I’m too much of a coward to just come out and say it—so…*wink!
🤗: Soften the blow!
😵: I’m dead
🤬: I wish I could cuss
🫥: I’m a ghost
😎: I’m cool
🤓: I’m not cool
🤑: I’m either rich, or totally broke and envious of a rich person
🤭: You look like an idiot right now, haha!
🤔: I’m sorry, but I’m stupid. What do you mean?
🤨: Excuse me, but would you like to reconsider what you just said?
😅: My bad
🫠: I’M MELTING! I’M MELTING! HEEELP
🥴: I’m either embarrassed, or about to vomit—maybe both…
🤢: I actually AM about to vomit!!!
🤮: I vomited
🥱: This is a boring conversation
😴: Okay, you’re just straight-up boring
🤪: I’M INSANE I’M INSANE
😙: I love you
😚: I love you, please respond
😘: I LOVE YOU!!! ANSWER ME, I BEG YOU!
😗: I’ve been rejected
😤: I’m turning into a dragon! See the smoke coming from my nostrils?
😱: My eyeballs and my teeth fell out
😪: I’m really snotty
😌: I’m better than you
😇: I’m wayyy better than you
😶: I’m a people-pleaser
😔: No…just…no…
🥺: Please, Mom?
🤐: I can’t—or won’t—tell you
🤤: That cookie looks good
😋: I ate the cookie
🤥: I’m…lying?
🫡: I don’t want to but okay
😑: No comment…BUT I DISAGREE
🥹: The Chiefs won the Super Bowl AGAIN!!!
🤩: WOW
🤯: My brains have literally exploded out of my skull
😂: that’s actually not funny but haha
🤣: OKAY, now THAT is funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
😭: IT’S OVER! EVERYTHING’S OVER! *note: this emoji is reserved for teen girls
😵💫: I just got off a roller coaster
😏: I’m the best emoji and I know it
I hope this guide enlightened you. Now you can finally understand every single one of your text messages.
To get in some practice, please comment below using emojis to express your opinion of this post (using this fool-proof guide to guide you in the process, of course). I will then read your comments and translate them with said foolproof guide.
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(Aren’t my teeth gorgeous?)
The smirk is my FAV emoji😏 and the scream saying “my eyes and teeth fell out😱”made me ROTFL🤣
❤️ lovely article
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"*note: this emoji is reserved for teen girls"
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